Call Your Girlfriend

Fellas who should have listened to Robyn & called their girlfriends.

Apr 11
Don Draper. You have a lot of calls to make. 

Don Draper. You have a lot of calls to make. 


Apr 10
Reebok needs to check themselves before Robyn wrecks them. 

Reebok needs to check themselves before Robyn wrecks them. 



Apr 9

Just so we don’t forget where we came from. 


SHOULDA CALLED DENISE CHARLIE! 

SHOULDA CALLED DENISE CHARLIE! 


Jan 7
South Carolina Governor Mark Stanford cheated on his wife with a hot Argentine MILF and then blamed it on Big Government and the stress of dealing with a 700 millie Stimulus Package. Seriously, the way socialism is spreading in this country, it’s a shock we don’t all flee from our stressful lives and government spending and kick it with our Latin lovers. I might do it too, but I’m definitely gonna call my girlfriend first. 

South Carolina Governor Mark Stanford cheated on his wife with a hot Argentine MILF and then blamed it on Big Government and the stress of dealing with a 700 millie Stimulus Package. Seriously, the way socialism is spreading in this country, it’s a shock we don’t all flee from our stressful lives and government spending and kick it with our Latin lovers. I might do it too, but I’m definitely gonna call my girlfriend first. 


Jan 6
Tiki Barber bailed on his wife, who was pregnant with twins, so he could fool around with a hot 25-year old NBC intern. It was Kenneth Parcell and it was real sexy. 

Tiki Barber bailed on his wife, who was pregnant with twins, so he could fool around with a hot 25-year old NBC intern. It was Kenneth Parcell and it was real sexy. 


Jan 5
DM your GF

DM your GF


Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook cheated on her with their 19-year-old babysitter and admitted it openly in court. In a voicemail to Peter pre-trial, the babysitter warned him “don’t you EVEN try to explain how it’s so different when we kiss!” … but he did anyways! 

Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook cheated on her with their 19-year-old babysitter and admitted it openly in court. In a voicemail to Peter pre-trial, the babysitter warned him “don’t you EVEN try to explain how it’s so different when we kiss!” … but he did anyways! 


Jan 4
Does anybody really know who cheated on who first in the Meg Ryan/Dennis Quad marriage? 

So Meg left Dennis after an affair with Russel Crowe, but then she claimed Dennis had cheated throughout their marriage. All I really know about this relationship is that communication was lacking and that they both needed to call each other a lot more. 

Does anybody really know who cheated on who first in the Meg Ryan/Dennis Quad marriage? 

So Meg left Dennis after an affair with Russel Crowe, but then she claimed Dennis had cheated throughout their marriage. All I really know about this relationship is that communication was lacking and that they both needed to call each other a lot more. 


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